Floyd is sitting on my jacket so I can’t leave for work. He feels I should send the dog in my stead.

Floyd is sitting on my jacket so I can’t leave for work. He feels I should send the dog in my stead.

Moon is a streetlamp.

Moon is a streetlamp.

luggagetuesdays:

Where did Godzilla get those sunglasses? Who made those sunglasses and why?

"I’m hungry. Let’s go grab some…. Japanese. " YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

luggagetuesdays:

Where did Godzilla get those sunglasses? Who made those sunglasses and why?

"I’m hungry. Let’s go grab some…. Japanese. "
YEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Well, that’s one way to get through the carpool lane.

Well, that’s one way to get through the carpool lane.

laughingsquid:

Han Solo’s DL-44 Blaster From ‘Star Wars’ to be Sold at Auction
laughingsquid:

Team Fortess 2 Chess Set Features Swappable Hats
laughingsquid:

How to Make a Functional Cell Phone From Scratch

You know, just in case all of the electronics stores are infested with Zombies during the apocalypse.

laughingsquid:

How to Make a Functional Cell Phone From Scratch

You know, just in case all of the electronics stores are infested with Zombies during the apocalypse.

laughingsquid:

Star Wars: Death Star Owner’s Technical Manual, A Book About the Inner Workings of the Death Star
My god, Buck and McCarver are the dumbest sumbitches to ever be allowed in a broadcast booth. Bad enough I have to suffer their banality and stupid stats that are clearly and lazily plucked from the first ten results of a random Google search, but then to try to apply the football/basketball concept of a turnover to the baseball concept of an error, or just plain fucked up wierd ass play, and punctuating it by repeating the word “turnover” over and over again while describing some of the more notorious plays thus far in the series, just about had me losing my goddamned shit. Turnover. Shut up. Turnover. SHUT UP! Turnover. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP! Turnover. GODDAMMITMOTHERGODDAMNEDFUCKERSHUTTHEFUCKINGHELLUP!!!!

My god, Buck and McCarver are the dumbest sumbitches to ever be allowed in a broadcast booth. Bad enough I have to suffer their banality and stupid stats that are clearly and lazily plucked from the first ten results of a random Google search, but then to try to apply the football/basketball concept of a turnover to the baseball concept of an error, or just plain fucked up wierd ass play, and punctuating it by repeating the word “turnover” over and over again while describing some of the more notorious plays thus far in the series, just about had me losing my goddamned shit. Turnover. Shut up. Turnover. SHUT UP! Turnover. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP! Turnover. GODDAMMITMOTHERGODDAMNEDFUCKERSHUTTHEFUCKINGHELLUP!!!!