Standing. Ovation. For the man who wants to put all gay people behind a giant fence like Escape from New York and let them all die. Can we just put a big fence around that church instead?
This is the cat equivalent of attempting to smother us with a pillow. Because, you know, they don’t have thumbs to manipulate a pillow.
A Bathroom That Has a Glass Floor Above a 15 Story Elevator Shaft
Just in case experiencing vertigo while taking a dump is on your bucket list.
How an attempt at a religious vanity plate can make you look like the biggest perv on the highway.
You so don’t want to be around when this Lord is risen. And no matter what he offers you, don’t drink it. The stuff he turned the water into is not wine. This driver should have known this wouldn’t work out. If vanity is a mortal sin, getting vanity plates is at least sin enough that God will punish you by making your car look like the grossest thing on the road since the Bangbus.
Via Happy Place
