Moon is a streetlamp.
Where did Godzilla get those sunglasses? Who made those sunglasses and why?
"I’m hungry. Let’s go grab some…. Japanese. "
You know, just in case all of the electronics stores are infested with Zombies during the apocalypse.
My god, Buck and McCarver are the dumbest sumbitches to ever be allowed in a broadcast booth. Bad enough I have to suffer their banality and stupid stats that are clearly and lazily plucked from the first ten results of a random Google search, but then to try to apply the football/basketball concept of a turnover to the baseball concept of an error, or just plain fucked up wierd ass play, and punctuating it by repeating the word “turnover” over and over again while describing some of the more notorious plays thus far in the series, just about had me losing my goddamned shit. Turnover. Shut up. Turnover. SHUT UP! Turnover. SHUT.THE.FUCK.UP! Turnover. GODDAMMITMOTHERGODDAMNEDFUCKERSHUTTHEFUCKINGHELLUP!!!!
People do a lot of things nowadays to get “internet famous.” They make Twitter parody accounts, create “viral” blogs, take funny pictures, record themselves doing some insane stunt…from the clever to the flat out stupid, the list of things to do goes on and on.
One thing you should probably…